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When You Can’t Run, You Crawl. When You Can’t Crawl, You Find Someone to...
This blog could often be called “Life lessons from Joss Whedon.” I’m not gonna lie to you, readers, this has been an awful year. It’s been an awful year for everyone so I won’t recite the litany of my...
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Not So Starving: Stone Soup
It’s a snow day here on the east coast and the dead of winter in the whole northern hemisphere. This is the perfect time to hole up and create whatever solitary art floats your boat. But first you need...
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Weird Things I’ve Done For Money: My First Gig
When one tries to make a living as an artist, one’s potential for weird-ass jobs skyrockets. You need work that has flexible hours, open minded employers and will pay a good amount for a short,...
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Weird Things I’ve Done For Money: Been “That” Couple
Two of my friends at Adam Alexsander Presents were planning an afterparty, the theme of which was that the party was already over. Guests would show up, and the room would already be trashed; drugs...
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Weird Things I’ve Done For Money: Chloroform Porn
I’m a very prudish sex worker. I’ve been in videos that technically count as porn but I’ll only be in them if I can keep my underwear on. Preferably a bra, too. And nothing traditionally considered...
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Original Cyn: The Second Coming
Original Cyn was a wooden roller coaster of a show, held together with pure love and blind faith. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done and it may be the best thing I ever do. I miss it a lot. And I...
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Paper Dress Princess
About a year ago I was at my day job and got a frantic text from a friend asking me to perform in her event that night. I didn’t have time to go home and get a costume, but I wanted to help out my...
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You’re not a sex worker
Years ago, my former boss went to a burlesque show. He ended up talking to the host of the show later that night. The host was an activist type, who sometimes gets a bit carried away with himself, and...
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K.I.S.S. It: The Evolution of Deadpool
Nick Cave says that a song isn’t finished until it has toured. The song he records in a studio isn’t finished, it’s just a jumping off point. It changes and evolves in performance until it feels right....
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Starting a Patreon
I’ve been wanting to start a patreon for a long time. At the end of last year, I promised myself that this would be the year I did it. It’s been more than half a year and I still couldn’t get up the...
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